INSTALLING HUSBAND
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
Reply
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
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Command syntax:
fsutil file createnew DummyFileName DummyFileSize
DummyFileName = the desire file name
DummyFileSize = the desire file size (in bytes)
Detail Info :
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C:\>fsutil file /?
/? is an invalid parameter.
---- FILE Commands Supported ----
findbysid Find a file by security identifier
queryallocranges Query the allocated ranges for a file
setshortname Set the short name for a file
setvaliddata Set the valid data length for a file
setzerodata Set the zero data for a file
createnew Creates a new file of a specified size
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This is because some file was not installed into the GAC
Use VS2008 command prompt and type
c:\>gacutil -i C:\Windows\Microsoft.NET\Framework\v2.0.50727\CustomMarshalers.dll
to solved the issue.
source : http://itcodemonkey.blogspot.com/2009/07/could-not-load-file-or-assembly.html
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End Sub
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( > means press joystick, arrow keys or jog dial to the right and < means left.)
Uppon success, you will be presented with the phone model, software info, IMEI, configuration info, Sim Lock status, Real time Clock, Total Call Time and Text Labels.
Phones services and hardware testing can also be access from this menu
(Main display, Camera, LED/illumination, Flash LED, Keyboard, Earphone, Speaker, Microphone, Radio and Vibrator Tests)
IMEI Number: *#06#
Lockstatus: < * * <
Shortcut to last dialed numbers: 0#
Shortcut to SIM numbers: On main menu type a number and press #
If you change the language from default to any other language, then it may be difficult to switch to default language. The shortcut is very simple. Just press < 0000 > .
(< stands for left arrow button or joystick and > stands for right arrow button or joystick.)
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