Girlfriend Vs Wife..

Girlfriend VS Wife Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP) At home watch TV Go out bring HP. No money, sell TV. Got money change HP. Sometimes enjoy TV But most of the time play with HP. TV free for life HP, if you don't pay, services terminated TV is big, bulky and most of the time old HP is cute, slim, curvy, portable at any time. Operational cost for TV is often acceptable HP is high and often demanding, Most Important...... TV got remote.. HP don't have.. Last but not least.......... TV never get virus, but HP yes........... have VIRUS................ so better choose TV ..... :)