2009-05-12

Visiting a rich friend (Joke)

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....


Question: 'What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Cappuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?'

Answer : ' Tea please'

Question: ' Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush
tea, iced tea or green tea?'

Answer : ' Ceylon tea'

Question: 'How would you like it? Black or white?

Answer : 'white'

Question: 'Milk, or fresh cream?

Answer : 'With milk'

Question: 'Goa! It's milk, or cow's milk'

Answer: 'With cow's milk please.

Question: 'Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?'

Answer: 'Um, I'll just take it black.'

Question: 'Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?'

Answer : 'With sugar'

Question: 'Beet sugar or cane sugar?'

Answer : 'Cane sugar'

Question: 'White, brown or yellow sugar?'

Answer: 'Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.'


Question: 'Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?'

Answer : 'Mineral water'

Question: 'Flavored or non-flavored?'

Answer: 'I think I'll just die of thirst'

Thank you.

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